Alpha, Beta, Omega
"It’s a spiral. Reminds us that we can all rise to one or fall to another."
you know the part after The Pool Scene where scott and stiles and derek and erica are outside and discussing the kanima and blah blah
god that scene would have been like 1000x better if we had heard derek’s shoes squishing when he walked away
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Canon divergent prison au: what if Kate managed to not only burn down the house, but blame Derek for it? Derek won’t try to free himself because this is where he thinks he belongs, thinks he’s as guilty as if he lit the match himself.
Prison sucks, but, he’s keeping his head down, doing his time… until he meets Stiles Stilinski, his new cellmate. The kid went off the rails when a stray animal attack killed his dad, and he’s landed himself in jail.
Derek might be a dick, but he can’t be that much of a dick to a fresh-faced eighteen year old who’s made a stupid mistake. He remembers what it was like when he got here, and he sure as hell knows a lot about regret. So maybe he takes him in, helps him out, except now he’s got this fucking annoying kid in his life that apparently cares if the other inmates are beating on Derek, on why Derek’s locked up.
And what’s worse, Derek thinks he might be starting to care about the kid too.
"Dude, I’m so glad I’m bi, else I’d be wasting the best years of my life without sex."
"I can’t imagine you were getting that much on the outside."
"You JOKE, Derek you didn’t tell me you were funny. Oh my god.”
What’s your superhero name?
H U MA N PEDESTRIAN
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DISGUISE
A FUCKING SUPERHERO OUTFIT
THE INCISIBLE CICTIM OF CAPITALISM. YES. GOOD
Professor Black Man in America… I’m only one of these things.
All hail Human Cop Who Gets Away With Murder
Bad Motherfucking Cop Who Gets Away With Murder
never fear, the lonely soul is here
Little Self Medicating Veteran
Lmao “It is I, the functional alcoholic”